When making the decision to wear white shoes, remember that under no circumstances should they be matched with dark colored stockings.  Doing so will cause people to point at you and mock you for having such terrible fashion sense.

Such a shoe-hosiery combination is only permitted if you are a stripper, hooker, or it is Halloween and you happen to be dressing as a stripper or a hooker.

Also, avoid red stockings at all costs.  And never ever wear stockings with open toed shoes.  That is a crime against humanity and punishable by death.

*This public service announcement is brought to you by Catherinette Singleton: making the world a better place by mocking those lacking in good manners, good looks, and fashion sense.

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