It’s not caturday but you can haz cheezburger

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Most of the time they speak in fractured English. They are as plagued by captions as celebrities are by paparazzi and they even have their favorite foods. They are LOLCATS, they’re all over the place- and BTW is it Caturday yet? Nope. Guess not, but we can haz cheezburgers anyways- and cookies- and invisible sandwiches.
Thanks to LOLCATS.com for this image
Thanks to What’s Cooking America for this recipe
Invisible Sandwich? No, unless you like using your imagination. However, tea sandwiches are tiny and will disappear in a hurry.
Carrot-Raisin Tea Sandwiches
Ingredients:
- 1 cup grated carrots
- 8 ounces (1/2 can) prepared cream cheese frosting
- 8 ounces cream cheese, softened
- 1/4 cup finely chopped walnut or pecans
- 1 loaf cinnamon raisin bread
Directions:
- In a medium bowl, combine grated carrots, cream cheese frosting, cream cheese, and chopped walnuts or pecans.
- Spread one side of each piece of bread with the carrot/frosting mixture (about 1/4-inch thick). Top with the remaining bread slices.
- Carefully cut the crusts from each sandwich with a sharp knife. Cut the sandwiches in half diagonally and then cut in half again.
- Yields 10 whole sandwiches or 20 halves or 40 fourths.
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Thanks to Joy of Cooking for this recipe
So good you might eat them all yourself!
Everything Cookies
Ingredients:
- 1 cup (110 grams) walnuts or pecans, toasted and chopped
- 1 cup (226 grams) unsalted butter, room temperature
- 1 cup (210 grams) light brown sugar
- 1/2 cup (100 grams) white granulated sugar
- 3 large eggs
- 1 1/2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
- 2 cups (260 grams) all purpose flour
- 1 teaspoon baking soda
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 2 cups (160 grams) old-fashioned rolled oats
- 1 cup (100 grams) raisins
- 1 cup (90 grams) sweetened coconut
- 1 cup (175 grams) chocolate chips
Directions:
- To toast nuts: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (177 degrees C) and toast nuts for 8-10 minutes until lightly browned and fragrant. Let cool and then chop into pieces. Set aside.
- Increase the oven temperature to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Line two baking sheets with parchment paper.
- In the bowl of your electric mixer (or with a hand mixer), cream the butter and sugars until creamy and smooth (about 2 - 3 minutes). Add the eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Beat in the vanilla extract. In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, salt, and rolled oats. Add the flour mixture to the creamed mixture and beat just until incorporated (the batter will be sticky). Stir in the nuts, raisins, coconut, and chocolate chips.
- Drop the batter by tablespoonfuls (can use a small ice cream scoop) onto the prepared baking sheet, spacing the cookies about 2 inches (5 cm) apart. Flatten the cookies slightly with your fingers so they are about 1/2 inch (1.25 cm) thick. Bake the cookies for about 10 minutes or until golden brown around the edges. The longer the cookies bake the more crisp in texture they will be. Remove from oven and let the cookies cool a few minutes on the baking sheet before transferring them to a wire rack to cool.
Makes about 48 cookies.
Thanks to LOLCATS.com for this image
Thanks to yahoo food for this recipe
Even aliens would love these!
Inside Out Burgers
Ingredients:
- 1/4 cup shredded Cheddar cheese
- 1/4 cup shredded Gruyere cheese
- 1 pound 90%-lean ground beef
- 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 1 1/2 teaspoons paprika
- 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper
Directions:
- Preheat grill to medium-high or preheat the broiler.
- Combine Cheddar and Gruyere in a small bowl.
- Gently mix beef, Worcestershire, paprika and pepper in a large bowl, preferably with your hands, without overworking. Shape into 8 thin, 4-inch-wide patties. Mound 2 tablespoons of the cheese mixture on each of 4 patties, leaving a 1/2-inch border. Cover each with one of the remaining patties. Crimp and seal the edges closed.
- To grill: Lightly oil the grill rack. Grill the stuffed patties over medium-high heat, about 4 minutes per side for medium-well. (Be sure not to press the burgers as they cook or they’ll split open and the cheese will ooze out.)
- To broil: Cover a broiler pan with foil and coat with cooking spray. Broil the stuffed patties in the upper third of the oven, about 4 minutes per side for medium-well. In either case, let the burgers stand for 5 minutes before serving.
Yield: 4 servings
Posted on August 26th, 2008 by Ruth
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